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Tessa: An over dramatic 17 year old dreamer with a bigger imagination than any one person needs.

jordnstuff:

the-banana-paradox:

mythireandfire:

thorhead:

whathasbeenlost:

psychicoblivion:

You know the words.

You’ve seen it at least 5 times.

Just play.

Dooooo iiiiiit

ONCE THE DRUMS CAME IN I HIT REBLOG.

YES

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literally my reaction.

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I got this song stuck in my head a few weeks ago at work and was walking around humming it all day and I’m pretty sure my boss thinks I’m completely insane.

I get it as soon as I hear that little “wooww” at the beginning 

18 hours ago1,107,867 plays
*Man walks into a store and finds employee*
Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!
Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?
Man: I never filled out an application.
Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.
Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!
Employee: Well, but that doesn't-
Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!
Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.
Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!
Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?
Man: Well no, but what does that matter?
Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.
Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.
Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.
Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
Employee:
Man:
Employee:
Man: Fuck you, slut.

quiff-diving:

h0llo:

what if every time you gained a follower you gained a pound

Are you talking British currency or weight because those are two completely different emotions

jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

jameshollingshead:

Oh, right. The marathon. The marathon for Disneyland, the marathon chosen especially to run around Disneyland, Disneyland’s marathon. That marathon? - Imgur

janeswonderworld:

YOU HAD ONE DAMN JOB GIZMO

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr

wildwood26:

218801:

buttercup looks like Hitler

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MEIN DIAPER IST POOPY.

oh my god tumblr